About the song
“If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me” is a charming country song by the Bellamy Brothers, released in 1979 as part of their album “The Two and Only.” Written by David Bellamy, one half of the duo, the song quickly became one of their most recognized hits, showcasing their knack for blending catchy melodies with clever wordplay.
The track reached significant acclaim on the charts, peaking at number 1 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles chart in the United States. Its success solidified the Bellamy Brothers’ reputation as prominent figures in the country music scene during the late 1970s and early 1980s. The song’s title, famously derived from a humorous pick-up line, encapsulates its playful and flirtatious nature, appealing to audiences with its lighthearted yet sincere approach to romance.
David Bellamy’s songwriting prowess shines through in the lyrics, which are both witty and endearing, making the song a favorite not only among country music enthusiasts but also among those who appreciate clever storytelling in music. Its enduring popularity is evident in its continued rotation on radio stations and inclusion in various compilations of classic country hits.
Overall, “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me” remains a testament to the Bellamy Brothers’ ability to craft timeless songs that resonate with listeners across generations, combining humor, romance, and musical talent in a package that has stood the test of time.
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Lyrics
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I was dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
Now we could talk all night about the weather
Could tell you ’bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or ask you what I really wanna know
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I was dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
Now rain can fall so soft against a window
Sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, “Don’t make small talk”
He said, “Come on out and say what’s on your mind”
So if I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I was dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?