About the song
Ray Stevens’ “Come to the USA” is a vibrant and engaging song that captures the essence of American pride and the allure of the United States through a musical lens. Released in 1970, this track stands out as a quintessential example of Stevens’ ability to blend humor with insightful commentary, all while delivering an enjoyable musical experience.
“Come to the USA” is featured on Ray Stevens’ album Gitarzan, which is celebrated for its mix of clever lyrics and catchy tunes. The song was written by Ray Stevens himself, who is renowned for his unique talent in combining comedy with music. This track, like many of Stevens’ works, showcases his distinctive style, which often involves humorous takes on various aspects of life.
In “Come to the USA,” Stevens employs a lively melody and engaging lyrics to present a playful, yet heartfelt invitation to experience the American way of life. The song reflects a lighthearted, yet sincere celebration of the United States, capturing both its charm and its appeal to those from other countries.
Upon its release, “Come to the USA” enjoyed moderate success and further cemented Ray Stevens’ reputation as a talented songwriter and performer. While it didn’t reach the top of the charts, it resonated well with listeners and became a notable part of Stevens’ discography.
The song is emblematic of Stevens’ broader work, which often includes humorous and insightful observations wrapped in entertaining music. “Come to the USA” remains a delightful example of his ability to infuse a sense of fun and pride into his songs, making it a memorable piece for fans of his distinctive style.
Even years after its release, “Come to the USA” continues to be appreciated for its upbeat and positive message, reflecting Ray Stevens’ enduring appeal and his knack for creating music that entertains while also capturing the spirit of its time.
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This is the I.I.A.P.
The Illegal Immigration Assistance Program
A tax payer funded division of Oaknut
For Spanish press 1… Portuguese 2… Arabic 3…
Farsi 4… French 5… Swahili 6… German 7… Italian 8…
But if you insist on English please stand by…If you are thinkin’ about illegal immigration
Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation
‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon
Imagine thatSneak into China and they’ll call you a spy
And ship you to Mongolia till you die
And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in onYeah and don’t go a-hikin’ and enter Iran
Or you might never be heard from again
And in Mexico you might face a firing squadYeah and forget all about going to North Korea
That’s a great example of a bad idea
So when it comes down to it
There’s only one option you’ve gotYeah come to the USA
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’
Come to the USA
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free Education
Help with your Voter Registration
And drivers license and credit cards
And license plates for your old car
Lots of jobs for you to do
And employers who’ll turn a blind eye too
Come to the USA!No need to worry about the Constitution
We’ll help you start a house of prostitution
If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do
You see those gringo infidels are crazy
They’ll give citizenship to your new baby
So you see there’s really only one choice for youCome to the USA
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’
I said come to the USA
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’Yeah you get public housing and cable TV
And food stamps and even Government cheese
The borders are a swinging door
Go home for a visit and come back for more
There’s sanctuary and amnesty
Bring the whole famn damily eventually
Yeah come to the USAThis has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut…
Dedicated to collapse of the American way of life